Had to make a little visit to Chula Hospital in Bangkok. We were advised to 'get masked up', and so we did. Trouble was, I had the worst case of flu ever (which wasn't the reason for having to go to hospital). After having arrived back in Thailand from the UK, I have spent the next week with hardly any sleep cos of bad jet lag. After a few days (when I felt fine) I went swimming in a bit of a minging pool, and a bug pounced.
I must have looked pretty terrifying for anyone a bit jumpy about catching anything nasty. My eyes were bloodshot, I had a hacking cough and nose like Niagra falls. I really shouldn't have gone I know, but I had very little choice; I hoped my mask would keep most of my own nasties inside. I even took the stairs (nothing to do with the huge lift queues, honest). I was so ill by the time I got the sixth floor I was ready to check in.
(Just another weird Thai t-shirt) I reckon about 1/5 of people in Chula Hospital had masks on. I can't really see that making a big difference on infection rates, if swine flu is as virulent as the press would have us believe. The hospital staff impressed me though; as we sat in a large waiting room, nurses dished out antiseptic hand gel to everybody without exception. One of them even stood at the front and gave a demonstration on how to use it. All we strangers sat there, rubbing hands and fingers together in unison.
When we finally got in to see doctor (to see him about something completely unrelated to my flu), he took one look at me and surprised me when he asked in perfect English if I had a fever.
I said that I was a bit rough, yes.
He asked me if I had recently travelled.
Er, yes, I said, a few weeks ago (I'm not sure why I lied, but I felt pretty uncomfortable at this point).
He carried on taking a good hard look at me, and said 'If you have a fever, then I will need to make sure you go and get screened for H1N1 virus, swine flu'.
I told him that I appreciated what he was saying, but really, I was fine.....
He looked quite pissed off, and carried on with what he was doing.... making me feel worse for being there, as ill as I was...
I'd be lying if I said I didn't get a little worried voice in my head at this point... Maybe I should get checked out? It's one of those occasions where you think, shit, maybe this is why there is all this press attention. Christ. Maybe I have got fecking swine flu.... !
We got finished up, and I legged it.
(Lovely view of a park from the Chula Hospital. Any Thai experts out there know what it's called?).
Anyway, a day later, tonnes of fresh orange juice, paracetamol, tomato soup and a full nights kip, and I'm fighting fit. I think I scared myself healthy.
Moral of the story. If you gotta go to the Thai hospital, get a mask on, especially if you've got swine flu.